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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>As read by yours truly, Alex Hillman

Everyone gets at LEAST one spam message a day. We record ourselves reading it aloud. Be astounded by the poor english.

Reading these is harder than you think. 

Want to do your own? Record and join the Viddler group, if it’s awesome we’ll post it here.

Thanks to Bart Mroz for the inspiration. I don’t think he meant for this to really happen.</description><title>Daily Spam Read</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dailyspamread)</generator><link>http://dailyspamread.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Lady, do i appear in thy sight. Since thou art forlorn andclad...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="338" id="viddler_alexknowshtml_39"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/f80daf7d/" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/f80daf7d/" width="400" height="338" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="viddler_alexknowshtml_39"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lady, do i appear in thy sight. Since thou art forlorn andclad in a single piece of cloth, the carwarriors, filledwith joy, on that fierce night numbers to do him homage,congratulating themselves through my acts alone, these lordsof earth, in philosophical writings. I may instance onepassage i do not believe the story, he wrote, but stilllimbs, the navel, and the palms of the hands should essenceis viewed in all things, undivided in on the ground, withhis standard and charioteer. Of the cedars. Always he trieddesperately to shared by four girls. There are two kindsof long is attained by those highly blessed persons forof both church and state, in times of reformation. Illustriousaswatthaman and bhoja, adorned with.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dailyspamread.tumblr.com/post/32248984</link><guid>http://dailyspamread.tumblr.com/post/32248984</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:05:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mj No test, No class, buy yourself...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="338" id="viddler_alexknowshtml_38"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/cc48f157/" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/cc48f157/" width="400" height="338" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="viddler_alexknowshtml_38"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;h1&gt;mj No test, No class, buy yourself Bacheelor/MasteerMBA/Doctoraate diplomas, VALID in all countries khsryz zwpshc s3 &lt;br/&gt;
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Sorry to bother you. We are a large-scale...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="338" id="viddler_alexknowshtml_36"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/bcbcd09a/" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/bcbcd09a/" width="400" height="338" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="viddler_alexknowshtml_36"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dear friends,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sorry to bother you. We are a large-scale merchandise wholesaler in China, Our merchandise such as,Tv,notebooks,phones,psp,projectors,motorcycles,musical instruments ect.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our products are in good quality,but low price,it will interest you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At the same time,we can supple you the direct and quick service.we are legal sellers. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;We will serve for you will all our effort.)=&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dailyspamread.tumblr.com/post/31992069</link><guid>http://dailyspamread.tumblr.com/post/31992069</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:23:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>God dag,
Present unforgettablle night to your belovved...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="338" id="viddler_alexknowshtml_35"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/16d39a84/" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/16d39a84/" width="400" height="338" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="viddler_alexknowshtml_35"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;God dag,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Present unforgettablle night to your belovved one,immagine yourseelf as a Macho! &lt;a href="http://tnpeceroyzibf.blogspot.comand/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://tnpeceroyzibf.blogspot.comand" target="_blank"&gt;http://tnpeceroyzibf.blogspot.comand&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt; unlawfull meanes a man rises to the principality do thouadhere to kingly duties that are eternal comply with thisas with any wish of yours. But videri certe potest. Falletigitur sensum, et fatherinlaw. And while the lady of handsomeeyes could not get in, i supposeoh, i warned all the bioclkfggahsthe top. Formerly it was supposed to be made of danavas,deprived of sense by pride, were possessed ornaments andwith damayanti by his side, presented affecting to be alarmedat the crowd of strange who spoke english rather well, rosein a determined fragments of that elephant’s body as alsocarwheels areaaacjnhfl divine beings. It is delightful, andconsists it is of greate importaunce, and whiche causethpierced bhima in that battle. Then bhimasena endued.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dailyspamread.tumblr.com/post/31891889</link><guid>http://dailyspamread.tumblr.com/post/31891889</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:46:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hello Friend, 
I hope this mail meets you well. I duly apologize...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="338" id="viddler"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/677d1ec0/" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/player/677d1ec0/" width="400" height="338" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="viddler"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hello Friend, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope this mail meets you well. I duly apologize if am interfering on your privacy if this request is not acceptable to you. First I wish to introduce myself properly to you. My name is Mr. McCollins Philippe, an Accountant with a repurtable BANK here in Abidjan - Cote D’Ivoire. I am the personal financial adviser to Engr. Herman , a national of your country, who used to work with an oil servicing company here in Cote D’Ivoire. My client, his wife, and their three children were involved in the ill fated accident which took place at the coasts of Abidjan in which all passengers on board died. Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives but has been unsuccessful. After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet, to see if I could locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. Of particular interest is this huge deposit with our Bank here in, where the deceased has an account valued at about ($17.5 million). They have issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or the Bank will declare the account unservisable and thereby send the funds to the Bank Treasury. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over this years now. I will seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are a Foreigner, so that the proceeds of this account valued at($17.5 million) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money. E-mail me back immediately with your full details in order to proceed with you. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Your Faithfully, Mr. McCollins Philippe.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dailyspamread.tumblr.com/post/31770439</link><guid>http://dailyspamread.tumblr.com/post/31770439</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:52:09 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
